Through the medium of dance, Paul, Gareth and Drifter conjugate the verb to cadge. Hamish Smith
April
Philip Jefferies
Working at the Hawk Conservancy Trust : The only job where you can chase the secretary and get away with it. Fran Light
May
Hamish Smith
Auditions are underway for the Hawk Conservancy's next project - "Fund-a-Bird - the Musical" John Cobbold
June
Sean Cameron
There was once an eagle the colour of toast,
who liked to sit on a telegraph post.
Up Cedric went,
all night he spent
'til daylight came and darkness went Amy Whitewick
July
Hamish Smith
WINNER
Paul suddenly realised that it wasn't a rubber snake after all. Brigid Campbell
August
Dave
Joicey
I'm sure this isn't beef wellington, it tastes as tough as old boots. Dave Joicey
Sep
Janet Marshall
Splice 2: the horrors of genetic engineering Brigid Campbell
Oct
Dave
Joicey
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use a carrot on the lure when the chicken ran out. Brigid Campbell
Nov
Martin
Murray
Telepathy had been fun until Kim discovered what raw chicken with feathers tastes like. Brigid Campbell
Dec
Hamish Smith
Due to an error with the units the chocolate animal souvenirs he'd ordered could not be used Nigel Evans